magicalgleek:

relax-o-vision:

loudmouthgleek:

relax-o-vision:

spyskater:

You are a wonderful person. Don’t change.

Empty handed AND uninvited, after forcing Rachel to leave Lima, without letting her have any say in her own future and signing up for the army and making the seflish decision to not contact her in any way for months.

I mean, what could POSSIBLY go wrong when you enlist yourself in the army, right? There’s absolutely no need to tell the person you claim to love that you’re ok.

Surprise, Rachel! I’m here to take back what’s mine. That’s you, of course. You’re mine. I own your ass. 

Glee

At this point, I’m basically convinced that Finn Hudson is really a dog who was accidentally born in a very large human body, such is his intellect and mentality.

“I got this thing, it’s my favorite thing. It’s called Quinn and I’m gonna play with it forever. Oooooh, what’s that thing you got there? Rachel? That Rachel thing is my favorite thing. I’m gonna play with it forever. What are those things? Brittany and Santana? Those things are my favorite things. Wait, why is Jesse playing with my Rachel thing? That’s my favorite thing. I wasn’t done playing with that thing. I love my Rachel thing. Why is Sam playing with my Quinn thing? I wasn’t done playing with my Quinn thing. Puck played with my Rachel thing so I can’t play with her anymore, I’m gonna go get my Quinn thing back even though Sam’s playing with her. Why is Jesse playing with my Rachel thing. I’m gonna leave my Quinn thing here and no one better touch it while I go get my Rachel thing back. I’m gonna go play in the army now. I’m gonna put my Rachel thing down here in New York and no one better touch it. Why is Brody playing with my Rachel thing?”

The over abuse of the word thing of course stems from Finn’s actual views of women. They aren’t people unto themselves with their own needs, wants, and desires, just trophies for him to collect.

This post is my new favorite thing on the internet and I’m going to play with it forever.

Sometimes I want to bake you guys some cookies for being so awesome.